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Hammer time I saw this and just cracked up. Not just because it was hysterical but because it is another way of integrating art back into our soulless consumer society. I love the surprised looks on all the shoppers faces and how they kind of hid when the dancers come streaming inside. I really love the old guy in the headband. Oh yeah, I so owned a pair of those pants in middle school and they were white..hahahahaha.
What do you owe an artist A very interesting article about one of favorite art pieces by Jeremy Bert, a very cool neon sign. It was in my absolutely favorite bar in Seattle, McLeod residence, that is now no longer open. Some of you may remember this art piece from my 33rd birthday (see icon above) when it had just been put up. It was run by some of my friends who wanted to combine an art gallery and a social atmosphere to promote the the community and was simply great blending of the two ideals.
enjoymentland Blog from Mcleods previous owner Buster McLeod. Interesting take on creating businesses and life where we can do what we want and create something meaningful at the same time using technology and local businesses. Integration of art and reality is a daily goal for many and how to do it in a meaningful way is a struggle at best and he has some intriguing thoughts.
-But densely packed meat is so much better.
-That is the most violently happy shower I have ever been in.
-Can you see the crazy in my sweaters eyes?
-Down and to the right sounds good to me (said very loudly)
-If you ever transpose my words as me sashaying anywhere...
-Will you spot me some sour cream?
-You just pump it up to get it going.
-Well, you let it out all the time.
-Red thingy? Did you just say red thingy? I haven't said that since I was four. I don't even know if you are talking about a toy or a vagina.
-It doesn't count if you sleep with someone in another zip code.
Do you know how many zip codes are within walking distance?
-Don't make me sheep you.
-It's the round thing in the front.
-Oops you caught me. There's my flower
-To bra or not to bra...that is the question.
-Don't get her anywhere near a zipper or you're in trouble.
-Hey man I am going to take a picture of your girlfriend's boobs.
-What did she say to get us into this?
mmm I don't really want to know
-No really adding Star Trek makes all the difference..see...blah, blah blah, Star Trek! Now it is awesome.
-Now stand around like a bunch of fangirls and squee
-Sometimes I feel like Rockband is a really a badass version of Bill and Ted but with karaoke.
- The vibe:DJ Earworm - No More Gas
Really you and your friend carry around a six pack in your backpack? Like drinking 5 beers and a few shots at the bar is not enough beer pounding?
Huh, then you needed to have a beer fight? Oh, your friend passed out and lost his pants? really? Now you have to take him home...do you think?
Oh and Mr. white t-shirt, jeans and shiny white shoes who obviously got lost on the way to the techno club and ended up at the goth club, no your glowsticks and whooping do not want to make me dance or talk to you.
Friggin amateurs
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http://djearworm.com/
I love this guys besides being a good DJ he makes great mashups and they are all available to download for free. He also makes mashup videos which are amazing and hilarious. so check him out!
You are Catwoman
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Click here to take the Supervillain Personality Quiz
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A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and shit on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story :
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
THIS CONCLUDES THE 5 DAY MANAGEMENT COURSE
Day 5:
A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. 'They're packed with nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story : Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered, 'Sure , why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story : To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Puff! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.' Puff! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'
Moral of the story : Always let your boss have the first say.
Day 2:
A priest offered a nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized, 'Sorry, Sister, but the flesh is weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
Moral of the story : If you are not well informed in your job, opportunities for advancement will pass right by you.
